GRAHAM IS CURRENTLY WORKING ON:
A novel, titled Fold, currently at 132,000 words and sixteen chapters complete. I am aiming to have this written by December 9th, 2013, my 30th birthday. (UPDATE: It is increasingly likely that this novel will be finished by August 2013, in time for the Novel Fair at the Irish Writers’ Centre. Ace!)
GRAHAM HAS FINISHED:
Short Stories:
1) Feb 2010 BEND AGAIN A SECOND BEND (we fed our baby bacon fat)
2) June 2010 A TREAT FOR EASTER
3) July 2010 PEBBLE IN A PAIL OF CREAM
4) July 2010 LEARN TO LICK THE GOITRE LAUGHING
5) July 2010 I ARRIVE
6) July 2010 HIGH FIVE, DANNY O’C
7) July 2010 PUNCHNECK WITH A PRICK OF FISTNESS
8 ) Aug 2010 THE DAY WE SOLD OUR MOUTHS FOR MOTHER
9) Aug 2010 QUEER HAMS RISING
10) Aug 2010 STORKHERON
11) Aug 2010 EYES CLOSE TO THE CHESTWOUND WEEPING
12) Aug 2010 THE LOVING
13) Aug 2010 DINNER WITH THE PIGEON PRINCE
14) Aug 2010 NATIVITY OF FLIES
15) Aug 2010 THE THREAD
16) Aug 2010 I FAIL TO ESCAPE
17) Aug 2010 MY SON IS NOW MY MOTORBIKE
18) Aug 2010 MELT CALVES SEE NOTHING
19) Sept 2010 BEYOND THE CURTAIN LIES THE ZOO OF WRONG
20) Sept 2010 PLEASE, DON’T MAKE ME WRITE ABOUT THE JUNCTION BOX
21) Sept 2010 SOFT RATS ARE RESTLESS
22) Sept 2010 BLACK STACCATO HATES (the horse’s man)
23) Sept 2010 THE VIRGIN STAINS
24) Sept 2010 SWEET APPLE PLEASE
25) Sept 2010 HARROW HAIL OF BODY HATE
26) Sept 2010 COME; VISIT THE DOG (a prelude to winter)
27) Sept 2010 THE PLEASURE
28) Oct 2010 AND OH, THE FUN THEY HAD THAT FRIDAY NIGHT!
29) Oct 2010 BROKEN FROM THE BIRTHING BALES
30) Oct 2010 SOUNDLESS WALK THE FALLOW MEN
31) Oct 2010 THE PERINEUM CRACKS
32) Oct 2010 RANSUMCANSER
33) Oct 2010 HERE IS TOWN IN CLOSING NIGHT
34) Oct 2010 LOVE; WRONG LOVE (but love nonetheless)
35) Oct 2010 SET YOUR WATCH BY SOLVENT 9
36) Oct 2010 I WANT ONE
37) Nov 2010 THE WANDERING WOMB
38) Nov 2010 MAMMY’D GIVE ME MINDS TO EAT
39) Nov 2010 AND THE WIND COMES DOWN LIKE HAMMERS
40) Dec 2010 THE SUCKLING SPIKE
41) Dec 2010 HOT SPECTRAL HELMETS FOR ME, FOR YOU
42) Dec 2010 THE MISERY OF WISDOM CHRISTMAS
43) Dec 2010 WINDOW ORPHANS
44) Dec 2010 THE PATRON SAINT OF CLOVEN MEAT
45) Nov 2010 WINTER (laughing as the world retreats)
46) Feb 2011 RISING, BETWEEN THE BIP AND THE PLIP
47) Feb 2011 A HAUNTING
48) Mar 2011 SAINT MATTHEW ESCAPES THROUGH THE HOLE, THROUGH THE
xx) FLOOR
49) July 2010 THE LAUGHING LEAF
50) Apr 2011 COME-AWAY & FOLLOW-YOU-HOME
51) Apr2011 THE RACING
52) Apr 2011 (un)EVEN ROADS HAVE FEELINGS
53) Apr 2011 THE HOLE IN MY BACK THE ANGELS FUCK
54) Apr 2011 I GOT TO BE THE CONFIDENCE
55) Apr 2011 THE COURSING OF THE QUISP
56) Apr 2011 A HAIRLINE JESUS
57) Apr 2011 PAGEANT
58) May 2011 PRAYERS ARE KNIVES (who am I but the quarter child?)
59) May 2011 CRUELTY IS A BLUE CASSETTE
60) May 2011 ADAM CROSBY AND THE PERPENDICULAR SEX PATIO
61) May 2011 CLOT
62) May 2011 UNSKIN ME WITH YOUR NECK OF KNIVES
63) May 2011 THE SOFT ROOM, THE PINK MACHINES
64) May 2011 PATCHES AND THE PARGAMEAUX
65) May 2011 SHE KICKS AMONGST THE CABBAGES
66) June 2011 TOO SWEET FOR STORMS
67) June 2011 THE SLENDER HELP
68) June 2011 ON TUESDAYS WE WEAR SEXY HATS
xx) (and tell ourselves it’s fine to bleed)
69) June 2011 INTO THE MOUTH OF THE HUMBLER WORM
70) June 2011 I THINK YOU SHOULD RUN NOW
71) June 2011 SPLAP! GO THE MAGGOTS IN BAGS
72) June 2011 FLAT RED SAUSAGES AT THE BACK A’ BEYANT
73) July 2011 UNDER THE SINK SITS MY FIRST KISS
74) July 2011 BIBLES FOR THE VIABLE BOYS
75) July 2011 THEY’VE COME TO PAINT THE DOORS AGAIN
76) July 2011 THE THING IN THE CLEARING TASTES LIKE TOAST
xx) (and make us feel like proper boys)
77) July 2011 “OMMEDEY CROMMEDEY IS YOUR DA!”
78) July 2011 I SNAP WHEN WE GO RIGHT AROUND
79) Aug 2011 WHEN LOVE’S LEFT OUT FOR US TO FIND
80) Aug 2011 SHETLAND AND THE SHOULD-HAVE-BEEN
81) Aug 2011 EVERYONE GETS THE NONSENSE NECK
82) Aug 2011 LEVERETS THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE EDGE
83) Aug 2011 TEN IN THE BOX AND YOU CAN TOUCH ME
84) Aug 2011 THE SEVENTEEN DOORS
85) Sept 2011 SWEETLY TIGHT COMISERATRIX, SADNESS a CULTIVATING
86) Sept 2011 ELEVEN CATS AND ME MAKE PEARLS
87) Sept 2011 WE LEFT HIM WITH THE DRAGGING MAN
88) Sept 2011 WATCH THEM GO TO KINDNESS ROOMS
89) Sept 2011 DANCE AROUND THE RESERVOIR AND DOWN
90) Oct 2011 SPIDER RICK WEARS SKINNY JEANS
91) Oct 2011 I AM YOUR SPECIAL DOG
92) Oct 2011 JUNE IS CORN AND COALDUST
93) Oct 2011 THE AMBASSADOR OF BURNING STICKS
94) Oct 2011 AT NIGHT THE SOFT AND LOVING SHAPES…
95) Nov 2011 THAT NIGHT YOU SHOWED ME AMBAGLASS
96) Nov 2011 “YOU’RE THE BOMB, YOU TWISTY PLONKER!”
97) Nov 2011 UNLOVELY THINGS IN HOLLOWS DONE
98) Nov 2011 MAKE WAY FOR THE MONCKTY WAY, HOT FOR THE a CHANTY VOGUS!
99) Dec 2011 OUR OLD ENCHANTED EIDERDOWN
100) Dec 2011 WOMEN WHO GO DOWN IN FIVES
101) Dec 2011 HOOVES FOR HARVEST GREY
a (I want to join the dance peculiar)
102) Dec 2011 ROMANCING THE CRAB
103) Jan 2012 IN THE WOODS OF NODDING BOYS
104) Jan 2012 CORBEN DENNIS’S DAD’S GONE MAD!
105) Jan 2012 7 MAKE AN OUBLIETTE
106) Jan 2012 SOFT ATHEIST CARAMEL
107) Feb 2102 THE LITTLE DEATH
108) Feb 2012 WE TOUCH THE SUN ON SCARLET STOOL
109) Feb 2012 THE NONCY THRUSH
110) Feb 2012 WE NEVER SEE PASCAL GIVENS AGAIN
111) Feb 2012 ONE TADPOLE SILVER
112) Mar 2012 CITY IN THE GAP
113) Mar 2012 THE HAWK BODY
114) Mar 2012 MISTRESSES OF FOLDING WINE
115) Mar 2012 SOME OF THEM MAKE THE SCARE-AWAY SHAPE
116) Mar 2012 FRANCIE AND DENNIS ARE IN TONIGHT
117) Mar 2012 HOLLOWING GRAINNE KANE
118) Apr 2012 THE IRON FIGHTER’S SON
119) Apr 2012 THE GARDEN WHERE WE GO TO LUMP
120) Apr 2012 A HUNT FOR KINKY BULBS
121) Apr 2012 OSKALOPL
122) Apr 2012 THE LOOK-AWAY CLUB
123) May 2012 A CARING FOR CREATURES
124) May 2012 THOSE ARE FOR YOUR DADDY’S WORK
125) May 2012 CHOCCY FINGERS FOR THE FOX
126) June 2012 THE BRISTLE FINISH
127) June 2012 WE COME FROM A TOWN
128) June 2012 DOCTOR PROUFOT DYING
129) June 2012 BOYS THEY BRING HER DOWN TO BREAK
130) June 2012 THE BIG SOFT GENTLE MAN
131) July 2012 GO UP IN GOSSAMER CLOTHING
132) July 2012 THREE HOLES (I love you)
133) July 2012 MAMMY, DADDY, THE FLESH, AND ME
134) July 2012 STORYTELLERS
135) July 2012 WILDERNESS OF BAGS
136) Aug 2012 AN ALABASTER FANG
137) Aug 2012 WHEN BADDLY COMES
138) Aug 2012 FORTY FOR THE TWENTY-FIRST
139) Aug 2012 JAR
140) Sept 2012 THE LAST GIRL AGAINST THE WALL
141) Sept 2012 A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO
142) Sept 2012 IN PASSING BRASS ONION
143) Sept 2012 MAXIE FINLAY’S REACHING CHILD
144) Oct 2012 DAYS WE GIVE UP GRANDDAD
145) Oct 2012 OUR LIME DOG DAYS
146) Oct 2012 SEX QUEEN OF JOHNSTOWN LANE
147) Oct 2012 THE MASKS OF MISTER BROUGHAM,
XXXXXX or, THE CURLEW AND THE PIG
148) Oct 2012 CHILDREN WHO PROVOKE THE MEAT
149) Nov 2012 UBIQUITY OF FLESH
150) Nov 2012 THERE IS NOTHING NOW
Plays
1) 27th Feb, 1st-2nd March, The Boys School, Dublin HIGH FIVE, DANNY O’C!
2) 7th-10th July 2013 The New Theatre, Dublin, LOVE; WRONG LOVE (but love nonetheless)
Collections
1) April 2013 Everything is Always Wrong
Achievements
The push is on to have completed 100 stories by Christmas 2011. I need to average one story every six to seven days. And it has to be good–so far I have only written two stories I am ashamed of!
*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!* On 14th December 2011 I put the final touches to story 100 Women Who Go Down in Fives. Another goal for 2012? We shall have to see.
*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!* On Monday the 19th of November I finished my 150th short story, “There is Nothing Now” thus reaching my goal of 50 stories in 2012. Who knows what’s in store for 2013? (CLUE: Writing)
