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GRAHAM IS CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

A novel, titled Fold, currently at 132,000 words and sixteen chapters complete. I am aiming to have this written by December 9th, 2013, my 30th birthday. (UPDATE: It is increasingly likely that this novel will be finished by August 2013, in time for the Novel Fair at the Irish Writers’ Centre. Ace!)

GRAHAM HAS FINISHED:

Short Stories:

1) Feb 2010       BEND AGAIN A SECOND BEND (we fed our baby bacon fat)
2) June 2010     A TREAT FOR EASTER
3) July 2010      PEBBLE IN A PAIL OF CREAM
4) July 2010      LEARN TO LICK THE GOITRE LAUGHING
5) July 2010      I ARRIVE
6) July 2010      HIGH FIVE, DANNY O’C
7) July 2010      PUNCHNECK WITH A PRICK OF FISTNESS
8 ) Aug 2010     THE DAY WE SOLD OUR MOUTHS FOR MOTHER
9) Aug 2010      QUEER HAMS RISING                                                 
10) Aug 2010    STORKHERON                                                             
11) Aug 2010    EYES CLOSE TO THE CHESTWOUND WEEPING       
12) Aug 2010    THE LOVING                                                                              
13) Aug 2010    DINNER WITH THE PIGEON PRINCE                                  
14) Aug 2010    NATIVITY OF FLIES                                                               
15) Aug 2010    THE THREAD                                                                                
16) Aug 2010    I FAIL TO ESCAPE                                                                      
17) Aug 2010    MY SON IS NOW MY MOTORBIKE                                               
18) Aug 2010    MELT CALVES SEE NOTHING                                                       
19) Sept 2010   BEYOND THE CURTAIN LIES THE ZOO OF WRONG 
20) Sept 2010   PLEASE, DON’T MAKE ME WRITE ABOUT THE JUNCTION BOX
21) Sept 2010   SOFT RATS ARE RESTLESS                                                         
22) Sept 2010   BLACK STACCATO HATES (the horse’s man)                           
23) Sept 2010   THE VIRGIN STAINS
24) Sept 2010   SWEET APPLE PLEASE                                                                 
25) Sept 2010   HARROW HAIL OF BODY HATE                                                
26) Sept 2010   COME; VISIT THE DOG (a prelude to winter)                           
27) Sept 2010   THE PLEASURE
28) Oct 2010     AND OH, THE FUN THEY HAD THAT FRIDAY NIGHT!
29) Oct 2010     BROKEN FROM THE BIRTHING BALES
30) Oct 2010     SOUNDLESS WALK THE FALLOW MEN
31) Oct 2010     THE PERINEUM CRACKS
32) Oct 2010     RANSUMCANSER
33) Oct 2010     HERE IS TOWN IN CLOSING NIGHT
34) Oct 2010     LOVE; WRONG LOVE (but love nonetheless)
35) Oct 2010     SET YOUR WATCH BY SOLVENT 9
36) Oct 2010     I WANT ONE
37) Nov 2010    THE WANDERING WOMB
38) Nov 2010    MAMMY’D GIVE ME MINDS TO EAT
39) Nov 2010    AND THE WIND COMES DOWN LIKE HAMMERS
40) Dec 2010    THE SUCKLING SPIKE
41) Dec 2010    HOT SPECTRAL HELMETS FOR ME, FOR YOU
42) Dec 2010    THE MISERY OF WISDOM CHRISTMAS
43) Dec 2010    WINDOW ORPHANS
44) Dec 2010    THE PATRON SAINT OF CLOVEN MEAT
45) Nov 2010    WINTER (laughing as the world retreats)
46) Feb 2011     RISING, BETWEEN THE BIP AND THE PLIP
47) Feb 2011      A HAUNTING
48) Mar 2011     SAINT MATTHEW ESCAPES THROUGH THE HOLE, THROUGH THE
  xx)                      FLOOR
49) July 2010    THE LAUGHING LEAF
50) Apr 2011     COME-AWAY & FOLLOW-YOU-HOME
51) Apr2011      THE RACING                               
52) Apr 2011    
(un)EVEN ROADS HAVE FEELINGS 
53) Apr 2011     
THE HOLE IN MY BACK THE ANGELS FUCK
54) Apr 2011     
I GOT TO BE THE CONFIDENCE
55) Apr 2011     
THE COURSING OF THE QUISP
56) Apr 2011     
A HAIRLINE JESUS     
57) Apr 2011     
PAGEANT  
58)
May 2011     PRAYERS ARE KNIVES (who am I but the quarter child?)    
59) 
May 2011     CRUELTY IS A BLUE CASSETTE 
60) 
May 2011     ADAM CROSBY AND THE PERPENDICULAR SEX PATIO  
61)
May 2011     CLOT    
62) 
May 2011     UNSKIN ME WITH YOUR NECK OF KNIVES    
63) 
May 2011     THE SOFT ROOM, THE PINK MACHINES 
64) 
May 2011     PATCHES AND THE PARGAMEAUX 
65)
May 2011     SHE KICKS AMONGST THE CABBAGES  
66)
June 2011    TOO SWEET FOR STORMS    
67) 
June 2011    THE SLENDER HELP 
68) 
June 2011    ON TUESDAYS WE WEAR SEXY HATS
xx)                         (and tell ourselves it’s fine to bleed)                        
69)
June 2011    INTO THE MOUTH OF THE HUMBLER WORM                       
70)
June 2011    I THINK YOU SHOULD RUN NOW 
71)
June 2011    SPLAP! GO THE MAGGOTS IN BAGS
72)
June 2011    FLAT RED SAUSAGES AT THE BACK A’ BEYANT    
73)
July 2011     UNDER THE SINK SITS MY FIRST KISS
74)
July 2011     BIBLES FOR THE VIABLE BOYS      
75)
July 2011     THEY’VE COME TO PAINT THE DOORS AGAIN
76) 
July 2011     THE THING IN THE CLEARING TASTES LIKE TOAST
xx)                      
(and make us feel like proper boys)
77) 
July 2011    “OMMEDEY CROMMEDEY IS YOUR DA!”                                      
78) July 2011
     I SNAP WHEN WE GO RIGHT AROUND
79) Aug 2011     WHEN LOVE’S LEFT OUT FOR US TO FIND
80) Aug 2011     SHETLAND AND THE SHOULD-HAVE-BEEN
81) Aug 2011     EVERYONE GETS THE NONSENSE NECK
82) Aug 2011     LEVERETS THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE EDGE
83) Aug 2011     TEN IN THE BOX AND YOU CAN TOUCH ME
84) Aug 2011     THE SEVENTEEN DOORS
85) Sept 2011    SWEETLY TIGHT COMISERATRIX, SADNESS                   a                             CULTIVATING    
86) Sept 2011    ELEVEN CATS AND ME MAKE PEARLS
87) Sept 2011    WE LEFT HIM WITH THE DRAGGING MAN
88) Sept 2011    WATCH THEM GO TO KINDNESS ROOMS
89) Sept 2011    DANCE AROUND THE RESERVOIR AND DOWN
90) Oct 2011      SPIDER RICK WEARS SKINNY JEANS
91) Oct 2011      I AM YOUR SPECIAL DOG
92) Oct 2011      JUNE IS CORN AND COALDUST
93) Oct 2011      THE AMBASSADOR OF BURNING STICKS
94) Oct 2011      AT NIGHT THE SOFT AND LOVING SHAPES…
95) Nov 2011     THAT NIGHT YOU SHOWED ME AMBAGLASS
96) Nov 2011     “YOU’RE THE BOMB, YOU TWISTY PLONKER!”                     
97) Nov 2011     UNLOVELY THINGS IN HOLLOWS DONE
98) Nov 2011     MAKE WAY FOR THE MONCKTY WAY, HOT FOR THE    a                                            CHANTY VOGUS!
99) Dec 2011     OUR OLD ENCHANTED EIDERDOWN
100) Dec 2011   WOMEN WHO GO DOWN IN FIVES
101) Dec 2011   HOOVES FOR HARVEST GREY
 a                          (I want to join the dance peculiar)
102) Dec 2011   ROMANCING THE CRAB
103) Jan 2012   IN THE WOODS OF NODDING BOYS
104) Jan 2012   CORBEN DENNIS’S DAD’S GONE MAD!
105) Jan 2012   7 MAKE AN OUBLIETTE
106) Jan 2012   SOFT ATHEIST CARAMEL
107) Feb 2102   THE LITTLE DEATH
108) Feb 2012   WE TOUCH THE SUN ON SCARLET STOOL
109) Feb 2012   THE NONCY THRUSH
110) Feb 2012   WE NEVER SEE PASCAL GIVENS AGAIN
111) Feb 2012   ONE TADPOLE SILVER
112) Mar 2012   CITY IN THE GAP
113) Mar 2012   THE HAWK BODY
114) Mar 2012   MISTRESSES OF FOLDING WINE
115) Mar 2012   SOME OF THEM MAKE THE SCARE-AWAY SHAPE
116) Mar 2012   FRANCIE AND DENNIS ARE IN TONIGHT
117) Mar 2012   HOLLOWING GRAINNE KANE
118) Apr 2012    THE IRON FIGHTER’S SON
119) Apr 2012    THE GARDEN WHERE WE GO TO LUMP
120) Apr 2012    A HUNT FOR KINKY BULBS
121) Apr 2012    OSKALOPL
122) Apr 2012    THE LOOK-AWAY CLUB
123) May 2012   A CARING FOR CREATURES
124) May 2012   THOSE ARE FOR YOUR DADDY’S WORK
125) May 2012   CHOCCY FINGERS FOR THE FOX
126) June 2012  THE BRISTLE FINISH
127) June 2012  WE COME FROM A TOWN
128) June 2012   DOCTOR PROUFOT DYING
129) June 2012   BOYS THEY BRING HER DOWN TO BREAK
130) June 2012   THE BIG SOFT GENTLE MAN
131) July 2012    GO UP IN GOSSAMER CLOTHING
132) July 2012    THREE HOLES (I love you)
133) July 2012    MAMMY, DADDY, THE FLESH, AND ME
134) July 2012    STORYTELLERS
135) July 2012    WILDERNESS OF BAGS
136) Aug 2012     AN ALABASTER FANG
137) Aug 2012     WHEN BADDLY COMES
138) Aug 2012     FORTY FOR THE TWENTY-FIRST
139) Aug 2012     JAR
140) Sept 2012    THE LAST GIRL AGAINST THE WALL
141) Sept 2012    A METAPHOR OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO
142) Sept 2012    IN PASSING BRASS ONION
143) Sept 2012    MAXIE FINLAY’S REACHING CHILD
144) Oct 2012      DAYS WE GIVE UP GRANDDAD
145) Oct 2012      OUR LIME DOG DAYS
146) Oct 2012      SEX QUEEN OF JOHNSTOWN LANE
147) Oct 2012      THE MASKS OF MISTER BROUGHAM,
XXXXXX                   or, THE CURLEW AND THE PIG
148) Oct 2012      CHILDREN WHO PROVOKE THE MEAT
149) Nov 2012     UBIQUITY OF FLESH
150) Nov 2012     THERE IS NOTHING NOW

Plays

1) 27th Feb, 1st-2nd March,  The Boys School, Dublin HIGH FIVE, DANNY O’C!
2) 7th-10th July 2013 The New Theatre, Dublin, LOVE; WRONG LOVE (but love nonetheless)

Collections

1) April 2013 Everything is Always Wrong

Achievements

The push is on to have completed 100 stories by Christmas 2011. I need to average one story every six to seven days. And it has to be good–so far I have only written two stories I am ashamed of!

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!* On 14th December 2011 I put the final touches to story 100 Women Who Go Down in Fives. Another goal for 2012? We shall have to see.

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!* On Monday the 19th of November I finished my 150th short story, “There is Nothing Now” thus reaching my goal of 50 stories in 2012. Who knows what’s in store for 2013? (CLUE: Writing)

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